Some people have said that this is just a picture of a boat. Yeah, right! If boats travel under the water in Scotland, you won't find me travelling on one!
In Scotland's ragged mountains in high Inverness,
Lies the quiet tranquility of lovely Loch Ness,
It's most famous resident is a lady monster called Nessie,
Her story is so cute, but frankly just a little messy!!
But she's appeared in photos, and even on the telly,
But some still have doubts about our dear Nessie.
Covered from head to toe in slime-coloured green,
She's really the strangest animal that's never been seen!
But she has deep brown, wild and elusive eyes,
That completes her weird and elaborate disguise.
She moves through the water with such unerring ease,
She's the queen of the water if you please!
But really she's not usually so frightening,
Except when there is a little thunder or lightening.
But Nessie lives in the depths of the loch,
And if she really appeared she would give everyone a shock!
And I don't know how they possibly could
But they've even called her a log of wood!!!
She can sometimes be seen plunging or diving,
I can assure you it's true that she's really thriving!
And by disappearing with such regular persistence,
She continues to cast doubt on her very existence!!
But quite frankly, Nessie is a bit of a lady bounder,
And without a sense of humour we'd never have not found her!!!